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Joke Topic - 'William Shakespeare'


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What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.


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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Appendix

Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.
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Father Christmas

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

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