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Joke Topic - 'William Shakespeare'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'William Shakespeare'.

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What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.


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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Fly

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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