Joke Topic - 'Wig'

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

Is there another word for synonym?

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.