Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Balloon
What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
A Handle
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Coffee
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Drinkers
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
Girlfriends
Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
Synonyms
Is there another word for synonym?
Pilots
Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Sherlock Holmes
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.