Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - W / Joke Topic - Wig - 1

Joke Topic - 'Wig'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wig'.

$text4

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
$text4

Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
$text4

Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
$text4

Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
$text4

Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
$text4

Cars

What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
$text4

Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
$text4

Perfumes

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.
$text4

Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.

This is page 1 of 1