Joke Topic - 'Wig'

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me

Justice - a decision in your favor.

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.

What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.