Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
My wife's other car is a broomstick