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Joke Topic - 'Wife' - 2


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Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
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George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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My wife's other car is a broomstick

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