Joke Topic - 'Wick'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wick'.

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?

Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

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