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Joke Topic - 'Wick'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wick'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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Mouse

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!

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