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Joke Topic - 'Wick'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wick'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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Elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!

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