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Joke Topic - 'Wick'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wick'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Skunks

How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping

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