Here are some randomly selected joke topics
French
Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
Magician
He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
Stupid
He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Bees
What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
Politicians
The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
Politicians
A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.