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Joke Topic - 'Wick'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wick'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

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