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Joke Topic - 'Whiskey' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Whiskey'.
A guy runs into a bar and asks the bartender for 24 shots of his finest whiskey. When the bartender has poured the shots, the guy drinks them down as fast as possible. The bartender says, 'Wow, I've never seen anyone drink that fast before.' The guy says, 'You would too if you had what I had.' The bartender says, 'What is it you have?' And the guy says, ' 25 cents,' and runs out of the bar.
3>Did you hear that yesterday, all the men in Glasgow were standing outside holding an empty whiskey glass?
The weather forecast said there would be a nip in the air.
2>The weather forecast said there would be a nip in the air.
It was Hamish's birthday, and he offered his friend, Hector, a really tiny glass of whiskey to celebrate.
'There you are, Hector. That's a 15-year-old malt whiskey.'
'ls it now?' said Hector, looking at the minuscule measure. 'It's very small for its age!'
3>'There you are, Hector. That's a 15-year-old malt whiskey.'
'ls it now?' said Hector, looking at the minuscule measure. 'It's very small for its age!'
One day, Wee Hughie bought a bottle of malt whiskey, and while walking home, he fell.
Getting up, he felt something wet on his pants.
He looked up at the sky and said, 'Oh lord, please, I beg you, let it be blood!'
3>Getting up, he felt something wet on his pants.
He looked up at the sky and said, 'Oh lord, please, I beg you, let it be blood!'
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Dogs
What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
2>Collie flour.
Water
What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
2>Water.
Horses
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
2>Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Schools
Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
2>Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
2>A starfish.
Noses
When they were handing out noses, you thought they said roses, so you asked for a big red one.
2>Golf
The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
2>Bears
Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
2>Gouldilocks.
Lawyers
Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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