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Joke Topic - 'Whiskey'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Whiskey'.

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One day Wee Hughie bought a bottle of fine whiskey and while walking home he fell.
Getting up he felt something wet on his pants.
He looked up at the sky and said, "Oh lord please, I beg you let it be blood!"


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