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Joke Topic - 'What You Look Like'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'What You Look Like'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

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