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Joke Topic - 'Whales'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

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Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"


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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

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