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Joke Topic - 'Whales'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.
Save the whales - collect the whole set
Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!
To the whale way station!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
To get to the other tide.
Woman in butcher's shop: 'What's the cheapest meat you have?'
Butcher: 'Whale meat, madam.'
Woman: 'How much is it?'.
Butcher: 'Thirty pence a kilo.'
Woman: 'Well, give me a quarter-kilo, and can you throw in the head for my cat.'
Butcher: 'Whale meat, madam.'
Woman: 'How much is it?'.
Butcher: 'Thirty pence a kilo.'
Woman: 'Well, give me a quarter-kilo, and can you throw in the head for my cat.'
Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, 'We are family!'
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Fish
How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
They go by octobus.
Calendars
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
Biscuits
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Elephants
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
Cookies
What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
Oh Crumbs!
Golf
'How should I have played that last shot?' the bad golfer asked his caddy.
'Under an assumed name.'
'Under an assumed name.'
Fish
Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
Because they have their own scales.
Vampires
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
Snackula.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it hurts you.
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it hurts you.