Joke Topic - 'Whales'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

Save the whales - collect the whole set

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?

Honk If Anything Falls Off

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

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