Joke Topic - 'Whales'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

Save the whales - collect the whole set

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

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