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Joke Topic - 'Whales'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

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Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"


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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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