Joke Topic - 'Whales'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

Save the whales - collect the whole set

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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