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Joke Topic - 'Whales'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.


Save the whales - collect the whole set

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

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