Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Deaf
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Sings
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
Zoom
Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
Honk
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Passengers
Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
Medicine
Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
Teddy Bear
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
Computer Programmers
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.