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Joke Topic - 'Whales'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

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Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"


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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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Computers

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

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