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Joke Topic - 'Whales'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

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Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"


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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

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