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Joke Topic - 'Whales'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

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Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"


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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Bookkeeper

Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

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