Joke Topic - 'Whales'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

Save the whales - collect the whole set

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

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