Joke Topic - 'Whales' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

Save the whales - collect the whole set

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Woman in butcher's shop: 'What's the cheapest meat you have?'
Butcher: 'Whale meat, madam.'
Woman: 'How much is it?'.
Butcher: 'Thirty pence a kilo.'
Woman: 'Well, give me a quarter-kilo, and can you throw in the head for my cat.'

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, 'We are family!'

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Horses

Why is the old, worn-out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

Shopping

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10-pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.

Bells

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Sugar' because she is so refined.

Bees

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!

Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.