Joke Topic - 'Wet Paint'

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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

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