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Joke Topic - 'Wet Paint'

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Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

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Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?


What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.


We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.


Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

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