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Joke Topic - 'Wet Paint'


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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

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