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Joke Topic - 'Welsh'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Welsh'.

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Tourist: Do you know how many Welsh people it takes to change a light bulb?
Welsh Choir: No, but you sing it and we'll hum the tune in moving harmony...


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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.

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