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Joke Topic - 'Well Off'


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Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.


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Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!

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