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Joke Topic - 'Well Off'


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Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.


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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

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