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Joke Topic - 'Well Off'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Well Off'.


Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.

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He thought two eds were better than one.


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Somebody took a corner.


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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.


Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!


Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

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