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Joke Topic - 'Well Off'

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Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.

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When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.


What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.


What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.


Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?


Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!

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