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Joke Topic - 'Well Off'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Well Off'.


Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.

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Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"


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A lazybones.


Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.


Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.


When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.


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What do restaurants do with frog arms?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff who?

A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.

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