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Joke Topic - 'Well Off'


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Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.


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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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Cliffhanger

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.

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