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Joke Topic - 'Well Off'


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Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.


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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

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