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Joke Topic - 'Weight'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Weight'.

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If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


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