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Joke Topic - 'Weigh'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weigh'.


Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!

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I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.


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Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

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