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Joke Topic - 'Weigh'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Weigh'.


Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!

Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!

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