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Joke Topic - 'Weigh' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Weigh'.

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!

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