Joke Topic - 'Weigh'

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.