Weddings
My wedding was a very emotional experience; even the wedding cake was in tiers.
Blondes
What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
Football
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Souper Bowl.
Butlers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
Parrots
What is brilliant orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Lawyers
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
Computers
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Golf
You know you really are having a bad day when the worst golfer in the world wants to play you for money.
Ghosts
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.