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Joke Topic - 'Weigh'


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Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!


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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.

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