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Joke Topic - 'Weigh'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Weigh'.

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Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!
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Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
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Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!


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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Autopsy

Autopsy is a dying art
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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

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