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Joke Topic - 'Weigh'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weigh'.

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Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!


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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

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