Joke Topic - 'Weigh'

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.

Is dogma a puppy mommy?

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.