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Joke Topic - 'Weigh' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Weigh'.
Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!
To the whale way station!
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
Because it has its own scales!
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Because he is still alive.
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Noah, don't.
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Husband: To a tee party.
Husband: To a tee party.