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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.

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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

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