Joke Topic - 'Weekend'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."

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