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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.

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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

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