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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.

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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

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