Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cars
You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
Money
Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Stonemason
Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
Water
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
Kettles
What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
Faithful
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Arrows
What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
The Internet
Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.