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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.


Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

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What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.


Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.


You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?


In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.


A dyslexic man walked into a bra.


Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.

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