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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.

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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Finish

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Computers

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

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