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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.

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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."

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