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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.


Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

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Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.


Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.


How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'


Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.

A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

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