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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.


Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....


Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.


What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.


As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.


Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.


What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.


What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

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