Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Paranoid
I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
Scottish
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven
days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Vacation
How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
Dracula
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Driving
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
The Truth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
Flies
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts
them."