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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.

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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.

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