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Joke Topic - 'Weekend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weekend'.

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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Employee

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.

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