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Joke Topic - 'Weddings'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Weddings'.
My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
They toast the bride and groom.
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Fish
Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
Because they like to swim around in schools.
Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
Batman
My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
What a joker she is.
Owls
What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
Owl-oween.
Cowboys
Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
Barman
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
Politicians
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
Chicken
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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