Joke Topic - 'Weddings' - 7 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Weddings'.

Related Topics: Brides (5)

A driver who was speeding down Main Street in a small town was pulled over by a policeman. The man started, "But officer, I can explain."
The cop yelled, "Just be quiet." "I'm going to send you to jail to cool your heels until the chief returns."
'But, officer, I just wanted to say...'
'And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!'
After a few hours, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 'It's lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He is sure to be in a good mood when he gets back.'
'I wouldn't count on that,' replied the fellow in the cell. 'I'm the groom.'

A little boy at a wedding looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the bride wear white?'
His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy, and this is the happiest day of her life.'
The boy thinks about this and then says, 'Well then, why is the groom wearing black...'

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married and, at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

My wedding was a very emotional experience; even the wedding cake was in tiers.

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.