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Joke Topic - 'Weddings'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Weddings'.

Related Topics: Wedding (5) Wedding Cake (1) Bride (5) Brides (1)
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My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.


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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Owls

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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Cowboys

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

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