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Joke Topic - 'Weddings'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Weddings'.

Related Topics: Wedding (5) Wedding Cake (1) Bride (5) Brides (1)
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My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.


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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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Relatives

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
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Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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