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Joke Topic - 'Weddings'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Weddings'.

Related Topics: Wedding (5) Wedding Cake (1) Bride (5) Brides (1)

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.

What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.

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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.


Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!


Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.


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Perforation is a rip-off


How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Women Drivers

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."


What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.


What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.

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