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Joke Topic - 'Weddings'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weddings'.

Related Topics: Wedding (5) Wedding Cake (1) Bride (4) Brides (1)

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.

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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."


Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.


Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.


What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.


What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

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