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Joke Topic - 'Wedding'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Wedding'.

Related Topics: Weddings (2) Wedding Cake (1) Bride (5) Brides (1)
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.

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