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Joke Topic - 'Wedding'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Wedding'.

Related Topics: Weddings (1) Wedding Cake (1) Bride (4) Brides (1)
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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Potato

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.

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