Joke Topic - 'Wedding Cake'

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.