Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
Teachers
Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Dracula
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
Bosses
No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
Rabbits
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Pets
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
Rabbits
There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
Maths
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Bowling Balls
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.