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Joke Topic - 'Wedding Anniversary' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Wedding Anniversary'.

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
On his wedding anniversary, he goes down to City Hall each year, hoping that his marriage license has expired.

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