Joke Topic - 'Websites'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Websites'.

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

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Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

Give me patience and I want it now!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

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