Joke Topic - 'Websites' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Websites'.

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

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What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.