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Joke Topic - 'Websites'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Websites'.

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Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

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