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Joke Topic - 'Websites'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Websites'.

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Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

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