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Joke Topic - 'Websites'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Websites'.


Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.


What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?


Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.


Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

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