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Joke Topic - 'Websites' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Websites'.

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Walking

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.

Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.

Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

Chickens

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

Blondes

What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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