Joke Topic - 'Websites' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Websites'.

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said, 'Ever since the war, lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

What do you call two spiders who have just been married?
Newlywebs.

Crime is merely politics without excuses.

Is dogma a puppy mommy?

Last year, a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Did you hear about the two Cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.