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Joke Topic - 'Weather'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weather'.


I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.


Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose


Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!


Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.


Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.


Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.

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