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Joke Topic - 'Weather'


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I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.


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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Duck

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.

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