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Joke Topic - 'Weather'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weather'.

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I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Accidents

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Monster

Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.

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