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Joke Topic - 'Weather'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weather'.

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I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.


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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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