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Joke Topic - 'Weather' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Weather'.
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
To make weather forecasters look good.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eagles
Why did the eagle sit on top of the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
It was a bird of pray.
Cows
What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
Och aye the moo.
Cannibals
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
He went right off people.
Computers
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
Talking
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
Calendars
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
Christmas
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Politicians
They bury politicians 26 feet under because, deep down, they're nice guys.
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
Because it had a funny bone.