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Joke Topic - 'Weather'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weather'.

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I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.


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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

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