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Joke Topic - 'Weather'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weather'.


I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.


Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.


Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.


What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!

Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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