Eagles
Why did the eagle sit on top of the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
Cows
What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
Cannibals
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
Computers
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
Talking
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
Calendars
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Christmas
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Politicians
They bury politicians 26 feet under because, deep down, they're nice guys.
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.