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Joke Topic - 'Weak'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weak'.

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Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

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