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Joke Topic - 'Weak'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weak'.

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Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
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A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

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