Joke Topic - 'Weak'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weak'.

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.

What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.

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