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Joke Topic - 'Weak'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weak'.

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Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Work

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Snails

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

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