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Joke Topic - 'Weak'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weak'.
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
Ghosts
What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
Spooktacles.
Bucks
Too few of the bucks stop here.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
Politicians
The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
Cows
Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
In a moo-seum.
Australians
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
A Man
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
Sandy.
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