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Joke Topic - 'Weak'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weak'.

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Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Politicians

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
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An Inferiority Complex

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.

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