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Joke Topic - 'Weak'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weak'.


Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.


NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!


Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.


Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!


Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

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