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Joke Topic - 'Weak'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weak'.


Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."

Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.


Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.


Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.

A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.


Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

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