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Joke Topic - 'Weak'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weak'.

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Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Crash

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

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