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Joke Topic - 'Wave'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wave'.

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How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.


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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Wigs

Did you hear that last night a truck containing wigs was stolen.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.

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