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Joke Topic - 'Wave'

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How do you catch the attention of a surfer?

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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.


Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda who?
Soda you.


How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.


Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.


Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


Eye drops off shelf

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