Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Police
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Snore
Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
Buckingham Palace
Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
Play
George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
Dogs
What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
Elephants
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
Wigs
Did you hear that last night a truck containing wigs was stolen.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bank
Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.