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Joke Topic - 'Waterbed'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Waterbed'.

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How can you tell when it's going to be a bad day?
* You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
* You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
* Your wife says "Good Morning, Bill" and your name is Frank.
* You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
* Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
* You call the Suicide Prevention Hotline and they put you on hold.
* Your tax refund cheque bounces.
* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
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You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.


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