Joke Topic - 'Water'

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

Save water - dilute it

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.

What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.