Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.