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Joke Topic - 'Water' - 2


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Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the swimming pool."


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Operating

He's always operating in stand-by mode.
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Snow

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

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