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Joke Topic - 'Watchman'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchman'.


Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.

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Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.


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Dead ringers.


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It raises a stink!


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An acrocat.


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A stripey jumper.


Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.


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Winnie the Poodle.


Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.


What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.

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