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Joke Topic - 'Watchman'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchman'.


Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.

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Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?


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To the baa-baa shop.


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Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it


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