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Joke Topic - 'Watchman'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchman'.


Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.

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Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?


Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!


She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".


Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.


Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.


How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

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