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Joke Topic - 'Watchman'


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Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.


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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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Diamonds

What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Coffeemaker

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off

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