Joke Topic - 'Watchman'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchman'.

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.

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"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

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