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Joke Topic - 'Watchman'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchman'.

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Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.


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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

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