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Joke Topic - 'Watchman'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchman'.

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Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.


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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Ghosts

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.
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Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Tiger

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.

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