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Joke Topic - 'Watchman'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchman'.
Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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Criticism
Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
Breath
Halitosis is better than no breath at all
Star Wars
Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Rabbits
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Parents
She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
Lawyers
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
Dracula
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Insult
Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change
a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
Och! It's no that dark.
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