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Joke Topic - 'Watches'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watches'.


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

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What key went to college?
A Yale.

Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?


What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.


Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.

Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.


What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.

Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

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