Joke Topic - 'Watches'

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.