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Joke Topic - 'Watches'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watches'.


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.


What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!


Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.


The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.


What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.


Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?


Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay

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