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Joke Topic - 'Watches'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watches'.

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Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Strike

Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay

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