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Joke Topic - 'Watches'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watches'.


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?


The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!


I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

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