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Joke Topic - 'Watches' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Watches'.

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

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