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Joke Topic - 'Watches'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watches'.

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Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

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