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Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.

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Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

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