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Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.

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Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Fleas

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Doctors

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

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