Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.