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Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.
Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
A watchdog.
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Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Chewing Gum
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
I'm stuck on you.
Wonder
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Cows
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
An eskimoo.
Bees
What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
Bee-witched.
Frogs
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
They Kermit suicide.
The Ark
Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
Insects
What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
Stop bugging me.
Witches
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
She couldn't spell.
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