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Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.

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Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
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Penny

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Honesty

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

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