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Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.


Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

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Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.

A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'


What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.

Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!

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