Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witch
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
People
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Cows
Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
Robbery
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Cats
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
Cows
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Undertakers
Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
Cows
Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
Frogs
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.