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Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.

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Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Engineer

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Monster

Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
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Dogs

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

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