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Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.


Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?

Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.


Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?


What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.


What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?


How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.


What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.


Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.

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