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Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.

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Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Wonder

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.

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