Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'

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