Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

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