Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - W / Joke Topic - Watchdogs - 1

Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchdogs'.

$text4

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
$text4

People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
$text4

Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
$text4

Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
$text4

Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
$text4

Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
$text4

Undertakers

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
$text4

Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
$text4

Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.

This is page 1 of 1