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Joke Topic - 'Watch'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Watch'.

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Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.


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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!

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