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Joke Topic - 'Watch'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Watch'.

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Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.


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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Ape

What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

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