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Joke Topic - 'Watch'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Watch'.

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Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.


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My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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Elephants

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.

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