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Joke Topic - 'Watch'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Watch'.

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Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Birds

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

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