Joke Topic - 'Watch'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Watch'.

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

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