Joke Topic - 'Wash'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wash'.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

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