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Joke Topic - 'Wash'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wash'.


How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

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What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.

No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max who?
Max no difference to me.


What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.


I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"

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