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Joke Topic - 'Wash'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wash'.

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How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.

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