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Joke Topic - 'Wash'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wash'.

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How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"

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