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Joke Topic - 'Wanted'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wanted'.


What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.


John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.


What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.


Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.


What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?


Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.


You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.


What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.

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