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Joke Topic - 'Wanted'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wanted'.

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What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.


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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Break

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

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