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Joke Topic - 'Wanted'


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What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.


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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.

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