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Joke Topic - 'Wanted'


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What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.


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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

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