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Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Walt Disney'.


Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

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What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!


Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.


My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?


Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.

A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.

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