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Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Walt Disney'.

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Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


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Eat

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.

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