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Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Walt Disney'.

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Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


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Honesty

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Dracula

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.

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