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Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Walt Disney'.

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Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.

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