Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

School children march over new teachers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.