Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eat
What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!
Steak
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Astronauts
Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
How Are You
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
Ghosts
Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
A Car Mechanic
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a
psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
Lawyers
What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.