Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.