Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.