Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Honesty
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Dracula
Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
Cabbage
What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
Doctors
The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
Lawyers
It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
Bankrupt
Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
Wife
How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
Teachers
School children march over new teachers
Lawyers
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.