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Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Walt Disney'.

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Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.

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