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Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Walt Disney'.

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Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

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