Joke Topic - 'Wallets'

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.