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Joke Topic - 'Wallets'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wallets'.
George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
Dogs
What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Have you taken anything for it?
Trains
What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
Police
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Mudpack
John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
Bananas
What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
A ball-point banana.
Microscope
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
It wanted to get to the other slide.
A Horse
What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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