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Joke Topic - 'Wallets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wallets'.

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George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."


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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

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