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Joke Topic - 'Wallets' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Wallets'.
George: 'Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?'
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets.'
2>Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets.'
While attending an auction in Glasgow, a rich American announced that he had lost his wallet containing over 10,000 Dollars and offered a reward of 100 Dollars to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall, Wee Hughie shouted, 'I'll give 150 Dollars!'
3>From the back of the hall, Wee Hughie shouted, 'I'll give 150 Dollars!'
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2>Doctor: Why don't you just simmer down?
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2>Mountie Python.
Computers
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
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2>A mince spy.
Drunks
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2>Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
Television
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
2>Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
Marriage
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
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Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
2>Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.