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Joke Topic - 'Wallets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wallets'.

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George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."


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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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The Queen

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

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