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Joke Topic - 'Wallets' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Wallets'.
George: 'Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?'
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets.'
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets.'
While attending an auction in Glasgow, a rich American announced that he had lost his wallet containing over 10,000 Dollars and offered a reward of 100 Dollars to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall, Wee Hughie shouted, 'I'll give 150 Dollars!'
From the back of the hall, Wee Hughie shouted, 'I'll give 150 Dollars!'
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