Joke Topic - 'Wallets'

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.