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Joke Topic - 'Wallet'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wallet'.
At an auction in Glasgow a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing �10,000 and would give a reward of �100 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall Wee Hughie shouted, "I'll give �150!"
From the back of the hall Wee Hughie shouted, "I'll give �150!"
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