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Joke Topic - 'Wallet'


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At an auction in Glasgow a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing �10,000 and would give a reward of �100 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall Wee Hughie shouted, "I'll give �150!"


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Fly

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Kidding

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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Elephants

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Exorcists

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Dogs

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A Bad Company

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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

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