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Joke Topic - 'Wallet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wallet'.

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At an auction in Glasgow a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing 10,000 and would give a reward of 100 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall Wee Hughie shouted, "I'll give 150!"


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Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Jewel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."

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