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Joke Topic - 'Wallet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wallet'.

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At an auction in Glasgow a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing 10,000 and would give a reward of 100 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall Wee Hughie shouted, "I'll give 150!"


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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Politicians

A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.

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