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Joke Topic - 'Walking' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Walking'.

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

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