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Joke Topic - 'Walk'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Walk'.

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John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.


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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
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Coffee

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.

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