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Joke Topic - 'Walk'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Walk'.
John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
Russell.
What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
A river.
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When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
Sheep
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
They go to Wool-mart!
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
Cash
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Santa Claus
Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Nature
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Boss
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Thief
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
This is a stickup!
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