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Joke Topic - 'Walk'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Walk'.

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John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.


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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Nature

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!

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