Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiiiing."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghosts
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
Fat
Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
Steamrollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Money
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
Snooker
John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
Failure
Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
A Voice
What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
A Horse
What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
Vampires
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!