Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiiiing."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
Cannibals
A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
Jog
Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Ghosts
How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
Oliver Twist
Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
Caution
C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
Everyone
What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.
Jamaican
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.