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Joke Topic - 'Wake Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wake Up'.

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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.

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