Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - W / Joke Topic - Wake Up - 1

Joke Topic - 'Wake Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wake Up'.

$text4

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
$text4

Employee

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
$text4

Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
$text4

Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
$text4

Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
$text4

Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
$text4

Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
$text4

Car Driver

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.
$text4

Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

This is page 1 of 1