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Joke Topic - 'Wake Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wake Up'.

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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Baby

Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

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