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Joke Topic - 'Wake Up'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wake Up'.


What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.


Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.


Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....


What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.


Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.


My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.

Car Driver

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.


'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

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