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Joke Topic - 'Waitresses' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Waitresses'.

A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress, 'I want a cup of coffee without cream.' A few minutes later, the waitress returns and says, 'I'm sorry, but we've run out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?'
My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me, have you got eczema?'
She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu.'
You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.

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