Remember
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
Dogs
What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
Cars
We were all in a car, and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
Bakers
Why did everyone find the baker's jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Waiters
Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Apologize
I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
Cats
What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
Bells
What did they award the man who invented the door knocker?
The No-bell Prize.
Vampires
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!