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Joke Topic - 'Waitress'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Waitress'.

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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me have you got eczema?'
She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu.'
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You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.


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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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Farmers

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

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