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Joke Topic - 'Waitress'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Waitress'.

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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me have you got eczema?'
She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu.'
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You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

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