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Joke Topic - 'Waitress'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Waitress'.

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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me have you got eczema?'
She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu.'
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You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.


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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Friend

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

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