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Joke Topic - 'Waitress'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Waitress'.


A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"

My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me have you got eczema?'
She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu.'

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.

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