Joke Topic - 'Waiters'

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.

Diner. 'This piece of cod isn't nearly so nice as the piece I had here a few weeks ago.'
- Absent minded Waiter. 'It ought to be sir, it's from the same fish.'

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.