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My mum and dad went into this restaurant. They said, 'Waiter, have you got spaghetti on the menu?'
The waiter said, 'Looks like it. I'll get a cloth and wipe it off.'
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Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
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Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

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