Joke Topic - 'Waiters' - 3

My mum and dad went into this restaurant. They said, 'Waiter, have you got spaghetti on the menu?'
The waiter said, 'Looks like it. I'll get a cloth and wipe it off.'

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'