Joke Topic - 'Waiters' - 2

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

My brother was in a restaurant. He said to the waiter, 'You said this was the dish of the day.'
The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.

My brother was in a restaurant. He said, 'Waiter, why is this pie squashed?'
The waiter said 'Well sir, you said "I want a pie, and step on it".'

My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after I'd have got you a goldfish.'