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Joke Topic - 'Waiter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Waiter'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.

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