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Joke Topic - 'Waiter'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Waiter'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.


What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.

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