Joke Topic - 'Waiter'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Waiter'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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