Joke Topic - 'Waiter'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Waiter'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.

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