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Joke Topic - 'Waiter'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Waiter'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.
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Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.

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