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Joke Topic - 'Waffles'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Waffles'.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.


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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

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