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Joke Topic - 'Vulture'


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You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.


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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Ghosts

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Ghosts

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'

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