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Joke Topic - 'Vulture'


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You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.


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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

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