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Joke Topic - 'Vulture'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vulture'.

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You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.


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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

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