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Joke Topic - 'Vulture'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vulture'.


You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

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A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.


What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.


What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.


Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.


I like my job it's the work I hate.


How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.

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