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Joke Topic - 'Vulture'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vulture'.


You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

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Magistrates act to keep theaters open


What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!


Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.


What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.


What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.


A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.


Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!


Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.


The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'

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