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Joke Topic - 'Voting'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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