Christmas
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
Lawyers
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
Surfing
How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
Personality
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Boring
Termites are boring
Santa Claus
What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
That wraps things up for another year.
Bakers
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.