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Joke Topic - 'Voting'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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