Joke Topic - 'Voting'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.

Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?

Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

Is dogma a puppy mommy?

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