If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Elephants
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
Knocking
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
Sound
Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
Lightning
What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
Light Bulbs
How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
Christmas
What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Girlfriends
I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!