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Joke Topic - 'Voting'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Witnesses

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.

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