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Joke Topic - 'Voting'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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The Queen

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Front Door

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.

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