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Joke Topic - 'Voting'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

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