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Joke Topic - 'Voting'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.


If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?


Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?


What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.


What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.


What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!


I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

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