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Joke Topic - 'Voting'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

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