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Joke Topic - 'Voting'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.


If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura who?
Maura less.


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The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.


Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.


If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.


Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.


Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.


How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

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