Joke Topic - 'Voting'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

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