Joke Topic - 'Voting'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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