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Joke Topic - 'Voting'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Cow

what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
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Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

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