Joke Topic - 'Voters' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Voters'.

A politician is like a master of deception, always ready to cater to what they think will win over the voters.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

Don't overtax yourself; it's the government's job to do that.