Joke Topic - 'Voters' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Voters'.

A politician is like a master of deception, always ready to cater to what they think will win over the voters.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzler.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.