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Joke Topic - 'Vote'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vote'.


Don't vote - it only encourages them.

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What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.


Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.


How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".


Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.


Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.


My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'


Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.


Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

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