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Joke Topic - 'Vote'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vote'.

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Don't vote - it only encourages them.


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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Birds

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.

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