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Joke Topic - 'Vote'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vote'.


Don't vote - it only encourages them.

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What's that up the road? A head?


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"


Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.


What blood type are pessimists?


Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.


What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.

Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.

Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.

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