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Joke Topic - 'Vote'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vote'.

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Don't vote - it only encourages them.


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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Appendix

Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.
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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

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