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Joke Topic - 'Vote'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vote'.


Don't vote - it only encourages them.

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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.


Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.


A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.


Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.


Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"

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