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Joke Topic - 'Vote'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vote'.

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Don't vote - it only encourages them.


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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

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