Joke Topic - 'Voices' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voices'.

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

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Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

Fred: I'm sorry your rubber ball factory went bankrupt.
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No, it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
that wraps it up for another year.

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