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Joke Topic - 'Visit'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Visit'.

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What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.


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Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Tiger

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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