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Joke Topic - 'Visit'


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What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.


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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing

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