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Joke Topic - 'Visit'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Visit'.


What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.

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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.


What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.


Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.


Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.


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